Score: 10

"Damnit }:/"

submission: BEEBO SFA

date: December 26, 2002

I only got Super Dave Osbourne on the skateboarding....but I killed Beebo's pathetic ass LOL and beat him in Ping Pong. Good Beebo games. Let's see a game with Beebo and Kittie.

Score: 5

"AdamM - M is for Moron"

submission: Simeone Squash

date: November 6, 2002

"...which will result in her death or rape..."
- from previous review

GIVE ME A BREAK. Oh yes now that I have seen the picture of this girl I am sure that everyone out here on NG wants to either rape or kill her.

Boy you are a stupid moron.

Anyway, the game was so so...I gave you a 5 to get a protection point and also because this ignoramus is a fucking MORON.

- Isep

Score: 8

"Ob viously Some People are Idiots"

submission: Flying Squirrel NG v 1.0

date: November 5, 2002

Like the guy who reviewed this game before me...

Just because a game does not include a. nekkid chicks, b. blood and gore, or c. the words FUCK AND ASSHOLE in them, does not mean that the game is no good.

This was an excellent game. Good controls, nice graphics, and it was cute. Something I could let My kids look at on here [if I ever felt like having any kids that is].

Thank you for putting out a non violent game that is fun and enjoyable for those of us who are not intellectually impaired.

- Isep, big fan of ASSASSIN games :D