Score: 10

"Damnit }:/"

submission: BEEBO SFA

date: December 26, 2002

I only got Super Dave Osbourne on the skateboarding....but I killed Beebo's pathetic ass LOL and beat him in Ping Pong. Good Beebo games. Let's see a game with Beebo and Kittie.

Score: 5

"AdamM - M is for Moron"

submission: Simeone Squash

date: November 6, 2002

"...which will result in her death or rape..."
- from previous review

GIVE ME A BREAK. Oh yes now that I have seen the picture of this girl I am sure that everyone out here on NG wants to either rape or kill her.

Boy you are a stupid moron.

Anyway, the game was so so...I gave you a 5 to get a protection point and also because this ignoramus is a fucking MORON.

- Isep

Score: 8

"Ob viously Some People are Idiots"

submission: Flying Squirrel NG v 1.0

date: November 5, 2002

Like the guy who reviewed this game before me...

Just because a game does not include a. nekkid chicks, b. blood and gore, or c. the words FUCK AND ASSHOLE in them, does not mean that the game is no good.

This was an excellent game. Good controls, nice graphics, and it was cute. Something I could let My kids look at on here [if I ever felt like having any kids that is].

Thank you for putting out a non violent game that is fun and enjoyable for those of us who are not intellectually impaired.

- Isep, big fan of ASSASSIN games :D

Score: 10

"Man Orange Cock..."

submission: white guy meets black guy

date: November 4, 2002

....you have certainly went and outdid yourself this time....this is about the lamest piece of shit I have ever seen (and pretty interesting since I like some of your submissions...well like in a graphical sense...as for your plots...you are still a whiny baby like the other Cock crew members).

Why don't you attempt to make something that has absolutely nothing to do with the COck crew? I'd like to see that.

Score: 8

"What song...."

submission: Dead Dude

date: November 4, 2002

is that?

Score: 10

"Fuck the whiny insipid bleeding heart fools"

submission: Sniper's Revenge

date: November 4, 2002

I wouldn't listen to what my precedessor says. They are just another mindless individual who apparently does not realise the harshness of reality...let alone how to segregate a simple video game from factually based happenings.

This flash OWNZ my 5 points...

w00t!

Score: 8

"You Were Wrong"

submission: Steve Camps 3: Blurry

date: September 26, 2002

Dear Frank, Billy, or Whatever Your Name Is:

You were wrong: I saw this one before I saw 1 and 2 and it was much funnier the first time around because the viewer is left to imagine the connection between the bird and Steve Camps. It was funny as shit the first time I saw it. Now that I get the story, and saw the other ones, I have a question:

Exactly what in the fuck was that thing doing? Was that thing supposed to be a penis? Was that bird fucking him in the ass? Why the hell would a bird fuck a reporter in the ass? Oh and "caca" in Spanish is "mierda".

Overall this was a good laugh.

- Isep

Score: 10

"man this is funny"

submission: MIKEY -Own Worst Enemy!!!

date: June 19, 2002

Hello. I really don't understand why you don't have a 5 on this video already. I guess that some of these people who are reviewing this haven't seen the first Mikey video and don't know anything about Mikey. I'm not going to sit here and spoil it for anyone. At any rate, PLEASE MAKE THE DAD TALK! Make the people actually TALK...use some voices and stuff. That would have made the sound PERFECT. DOn't let anyone's idiotic reviews get you down....THIS MOVIE ROCKS...and heh I RARELY give anyone a 10, and even more rarely give anyone a 5...you have both. :)

Score: 5

"OKay for Flash but lame..."

submission: clock shootout

date: June 18, 2002

Okay well you at least know how to use Flash, aparently. Other than that this game is wicked lame and probably should be BLAMMED. Just my .02 cents.

Score: 7

"Not a real girl - But Real Fun"

submission: Hentai ~ SimGirls (beta)

date: June 18, 2002

OKay, first let me say that this game DOES NOT DEPICT ANYTHING EVEN CLOSE TO A REAL RELATIONSHIP. LOL ;) Real girlfriends don't give a flying fuck if you remember their measurements, their weight, and a lot of the other meaningless things Saeki wants you to remember.

Now that I have the only negative thing about this game out of the way....This game was extremely well thought out. This game was designed to be fun and, for the most part it is fun (although if you get pissed off at her you should get the option to dump her for another girl ;) ). Some of the navigation was shotty but yeah this game is cool. I believe I gave it a 5.

All in all...good game, man.